MACGuyver Beauty of the Week(pardon the jack move JET)

Lauren London is bad...smh...so you best believe when I was at "the greatest homecoming on earth" at North Carolina A&T State University for the first night of homecoming festivities'2008 stepshow hosted by A&T alumnus & 106&Park's own Terence J, sponsored by BoostMobile ya boy MACGuyver was tryna holla. Allow me to recreate the scene for you: I got access to the ground floor(shouts to my network in Greensboro) and had seats right in front, well very close to the front of the stage. During the step performances, around intermission Terence J was giving Boost lil' "plug-ins",if you will, and happened to bring out onto the stage 1 of his bruhs{he's a que} who had a birthday. They had ol' boy blindfolded & sat him down in a folding chair near the stage's center. From the right & left of the stage come out Rocsi{wasn't impressed at all}, co-host of BET's 106&Park & Lauren London. Place went bananas{well at least I did}! They both had roses and kinda gave homeboy a weak lap dance{ u kno they rubbed across ya chest & quick dance for the audience} and put the stems in his mouth{hope they were de-thorned smh}. When it got quiet for Terence to speak. I hopped outta my seat high enough to dunk a bball{ya boy had skills in the day} and yelled out "AIYOOO LAUREN HOLLA AT ME WUS GOODY BAE"! It was all well and good bc "I'M ME"{memba wen Luda said that in the very 1st line of the 1st verse of his song 'Stand Up'}. So, I had already been "pollying" w/chicks all that night to see what Gboro had craccin{smh to the chick on the row behind me who thought we were gonna getup for the night...when the Lauren London fiasco happened she was prolly like "this nigga" lls or is the joke on me bc homegirl was fine too?!?! ahht well} and of course do wat i does, and i figured she wouldn't pay me any mind but hey you never know. But......As i thought she was there to do her job of enticing ol' boy so she just smiled,waved to the audience, and hugged Terence before she walked off stage. DAG! But word to everything after the weekend trip was over, she had me go home and tell my mama how fine she was. Don't let me be in the same building with her again tho, bc if I'm ever able to drop that bug in her ear...boy o boy...i betta leave that alone...lols def. one of the hottest in the entertainment industry so thas why she gets my pick for MaCGuyver's beauty of the week!